Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
00001000100101 0
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS. IT REALLY SUCKS DUDE. GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. She´s totally insane and unstable, she´s not quite a good catch. SORRY MANN
The_Master 0
ouch man... i agree with just about every other comments i've read on here..get out now.
thankscupcake 0
Wow, that must've stung. Unfortunately that kind of behavior isn't uncommon. Lots of women (and men) use sex to get over an ex. My guess is she had done that in the past with no problem, just didn't work this time. I'd tell her she needs to work through that before you can have a relationship moving forward. No reason to be cruel. She's already in pain obviously. Get yourself some alcohol and **** and chalk it up to experience.
sneakersneaker 0
Wow. What a ****. Time to find a new pussy.
reallyannoyed 0
Maybe she was crying because she WASNT having an ******
Lou_Briccant 0
I'm hoping you left her house single...
missindpnt_fml 0
chick is crazy.
kynhk 0
apparently that situation reminded her of her ex-boyfriend, wow now if you should breakup you're probably having a relationship with someone whose priority isn't you, this could change, she can always get over the other guy just think about it, and make your decision when you think it's right
wordgirl 0
What is WRONG with people!!!!!!!! I fail to comprehend how some people can be so cruel and ignorant. Get the hell out of HER and HER LIFE.
serious1y 0
this is sad. it makes me think of a couple i know... she fell head over heels in love at 14 and they started dating at 16, for two years. But their relationship was messed up - he never quite got over his ex, and she was never quite what he was looking for. She tried to change for him but it was never enough... then she cheated on him with his best friend, who was in love with her. It was wrong, but she was very lonely and in a lot of pain. She's with the best friend now, but she's not over her first love. (No, the girl isn't me, in case you're wondering. I had the misfortune of falling for the same guy a few years before, so I can relate to her story) you don't know the full story, like people have said - if you knew the whole story, it would be sad and not funny.