Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
duder 0
dude, abort mission and move on to the next girl... stat
Miss_Tyff 0
Wow. Sounds like you were the rebound. That really sucks. Run while you can, she has too much emotional baggage and seems like a total nutcase.
Gongshow88 0
dude.. you ****** up!! you got no wheels buddy..
jman247 0
# 69 has the right idea. wham, bam, thank you mam
ZiggyMorrison 0
#86 the OP said she was at the peak of her ****** #96 your an asshole and i hope she atleast returned the favor cause it would suck if you just finger her get a hard on and she gives you nothing in return unless what she said was a big boner shrinker for you which i can imagine it was
ptruth 0
tell her I miss her too...
aliciaachiang 0
i say you wipe your fingers on her shirt and jam
Virgin_Tea 0
Lolz at #17
chea_chea 0
Sounds like your gf has some shit to resolve. Believe it or not, but running away while you can might be necessary. Dead serious. Some girls will talk about past BF's and other guys like it's a habit, to the point of getting emotional about it and 'attaching' it to your relationship. I made a mistake choosing a girl like that years ago because i was young and stupid and she was attractive. As far as dating goes it was probably my worst regret to this day :( Gotta avoid the trainwrecks
lostathome 0
Just think of what she'll say the next time you're banging her. Awesome for your self esteem.