Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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Top comments
sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
danzem 0
awwww. you guys are mean! poor girl.
fermata 0
Was this the first time you made her come? Our bodies and minds do work in strange ways sometimes, especially in orgasms when the emotions are at their most intense. The first time a guy made me come after a break up, my cheating lying loser of an "ex" popped into my mind too, especially the time I bailed my eyes out after he left me. I guess the only difference is I didn't start crying and telling the new guy what I was thinking. Everyone is a little caught up in history. The point is not to let it affect your present relationship. Your girl sounds like she's got a lot to work on still.
Balanos_ 0
#150 and 221 are right.
wh0regasm 0
I'd be pissed if I were you
cwp318 0
Well she probably isn't crazy like most are saying (a lot of people miss their ex's) BUT LEAVE HER. She clearly still loves him and its not worth it to ruin the relationship. I would get out now.
czm 0
i'm with #5 and #35 you suck
sheni_009 0
That sucks...she definitely was not getting off if she was about to cry!! You just thought she was...girls are good at faking it.
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
Same thing basically happened to me last summer, but instead of my finger, it was my penis lol.
samus129 0
if you really like her stay and she will begin to like you over him. i still love my first ex but have still dated other girls its been almost a year since we broke up.
24788 7
She should of asked where you were. You should have been out of there so fast after that one.
123flamegirl 0
Run away! Shes a loonie!