Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
ThatsAli3 0
omg. that's absolutly horrible. why would she do that to you.... that was a particualarly inopportune time. im a girl... and i agree that you should leave. you don't deserve that.
1322q 0
GTFO!!! run!!!
ThatsAli3 0
these comments are really funny..... i've never heard half the stuff you people come up with, but it's amusing = )
CrushedX 0
True True Get Out of There... But... U Get Out Of Her Then Go... is this wat u think about when i pleasure you? She'll Feel Guilty... But Get The Hell out of Thereeee!!!
lolololcheese 0
RUN!!!! but first tell her to go to therapy.
Eiotlrd 0
1. **** the shit out of her 2. repeat 1. a lot 3. don't tell her you address 4. change your number 5. leave or be responsible and make sure she goes to at least one therapy session before you leave
INDUBividly 0
Dude, i had that same shit happen to me. it was the most awkward thing ever! i'd say stay away untill she relizes she wants u
Evee_fml 0
Dude Your girlfriend is PSYCHO
Capo123 0
oh man that sucks leave now
snappytacos 0
if this is jeff, its me christian. call me