Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
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Top comments
lemonkid44 0
No way! When my girlfriend's sick, I help her in any way I can. She's the cutest thing in the world and I love nurturing her. **** Xbox and whatever other plans I had.
darkarkham 0
lmao ****** right sure he should have been there for u but jesus those call of duty double point weekends few and far between and ued have to try pretty damn hard to beat out rockin some noobs.
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Comments (92)
XKroongOX 0
prob borderlands
seanchai 0
you OBVIOUSLY do not understand men
seanchai 0
hat the heck would you do in that situation? she's gotta cold, the most you could do is sit by the bed and feel sorry for her. buy the bitch some cookies, a teddy bear, and some sudafed and go back to your game
ZleveL 0
YOU sir are a man who knows what is coming out of his mouth. I admire you
ZleveL 0
i love you
crimsongetsu 0
xbox over girlfriend eny time...good call.. don't be so winey and exagerated YDI
crimsongetsu 0
you are sooo awesome.. marry me!!!
ronton 4
maybe he doesn't wanna get sick
nnnihad 6
I bet he was playing modern warfare 2
ktmracer499 0
you are lucky he picked up the phone