Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother...

By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

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Don't break my stuff

By erin - 30/11/2021 11:01

Today, I complained to my mom about her always acting cold towards me, and that it feels like she doesn’t love me anymore. Her response was, “You’re damn right I don’t, not since you broke my favorite glass last year.” She used to tell me she’d always love me no matter what. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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Pincushion

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Vidrill 22

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:21

Well, she's a mum,I'm sure she'd rather have your hug, than her vase. On second thought, she'd rather have both maybe...

Whatapuffchild 23

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:20

well..shit

Comments

doomstarr 2

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:07

who in theor right mond would spend 200 bucks on vase?!?!? :s

whatthebegerk 7

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:42

Who buys a $200 vase?! Her fault. Sweet of you to try to make amends.

honeymoonroyale 20

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:26

Then the cycle continues...

spookycat32 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:44

SHE deserves it, for spending $200 on a ******* vase!

Audem_fml 27

Sunday 25 August 2013 21:40

Who's silly enough to buy a useless vase as expensive as fragile anyway ?

chasing_silence 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 23:09

who the hell buys a 200 dollar vase

Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 26 August 2013 2:48

Were you blindfolded or what?

sammiicastro 6

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:01

It's ok, I am sure if she can afford a $200 vase, she can afford to buy another one.

TishaPort 0

Monday 2 September 2013 16:34

That 200$ vase better have had awesome healing powers or the power to keep crows feet and laugh lines at bay or else mom is an ass. If she can afford to spend frivolously like that I'm certain she can afford to replace it.