Love and Health: Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home,... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 22:00

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Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was 2 weeks ago. FML

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PenguinPal3017 19

Sunday 21 October 2018 0:12

Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 20 October 2018 23:57

You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks? Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.

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hiddenUSERNAME 27

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Saturday 20 October 2018 22:20

dumb him, just end it

Jonathan Riedel 10

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Thursday 18 April 2019 9:21

even though the majority of the People on this platform Seem to think so, Not every little imperfection is a reason to end a relationship.

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Saturday 20 October 2018 22:37

You better brush up.... And you need some mints... And you need some mouthwash too... You better brush up You better floss again To your teeth you must be true....

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 20 October 2018 22:42

You'll never be randy again.

Dave_Davington 33

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Saturday 20 October 2018 23:25

See, there are indeed downsides to dating Austin Powers.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 20 October 2018 23:57

You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks? Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.

PenguinPal3017 19

Sunday 21 October 2018 0:12

Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.

WHSKitty4ever 23

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Sunday 21 October 2018 2:13

Your boyfriend is a disgusting pig. Lemme gues… he doesn’t use deodorant, either?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 21 October 2018 6:37

He does -- he puts it in his hair.

DanielleinDC 32

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Sunday 21 October 2018 3:22

How did you not notice that before? That's just disgusting.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

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Sunday 21 October 2018 3:22

barf

blondie45 21

Sunday 21 October 2018 9:34

Hope he is now your ex boyfriend!

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