Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was 2 weeks ago. FML
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hiddenUSERNAME
| 27
dumb him, just end it
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Jonathan Riedel
| 10
even though the majority of the People on this platform Seem to think so, Not every little imperfection is a reason to end a relationship.
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John Nemeth
| 14
You better brush up....
And you need some mints...
And you need some mouthwash too...
You better brush up
You better floss again
To your teeth you must be true....
And you need some mints...
And you need some mouthwash too...
You better brush up
You better floss again
To your teeth you must be true....
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
You'll never be randy again.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
See, there are indeed downsides to dating Austin Powers.
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melisssa87
| 30
Maybe get him some Gold Bond, I hear it’s minty fresh
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RichardPencil
| 27
You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks?
Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.
Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.
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PenguinPal3017
| 18
Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.
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WHSKitty4ever
| 23
Your boyfriend is a disgusting pig. Lemme gues… he doesn’t use deodorant, either?
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RichardPencil
| 27
He does -- he puts it in his hair.
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DanielleinDC
| 32
How did you not notice that before? That's just disgusting.
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WhatHappenedToIt
| 22
barf
Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.