FML : Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird,...

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Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was 2 weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 October 2018 22:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7711632 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:57

You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks?

Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7711638 - Sunday 21 October 2018 0:12

Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.

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By hiddenUSERNAME | 27

#7711598 - Saturday 20 October 2018 22:20

dumb him, just end it

By John Nemeth | 13

#7711599 - Saturday 20 October 2018 22:37

You better brush up....
And you need some mints...
And you need some mouthwash too...

You better brush up
You better floss again
To your teeth you must be true....

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7711602 - Saturday 20 October 2018 22:42

You'll never be randy again.

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7711622 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:25

See, there are indeed downsides to dating Austin Powers.

By melisssa87 | 28

#7711626 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:28

Maybe get him some Gold Bond, I hear it’s minty fresh

By RichardPencil | 25

#7711632 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:57

You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks?

Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7711638 - Sunday 21 October 2018 0:12

Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.

By WHSKitty4ever | 21

#7711654 - Sunday 21 October 2018 2:13

Your boyfriend is a disgusting pig. Lemme gues… he doesn’t use deodorant, either?

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RichardPencil | 25

#7711716 - Sunday 21 October 2018 6:37

He does -- he puts it in his hair.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7711666 - Sunday 21 October 2018 3:22

How did you not notice that before? That's just disgusting.

By WhatHappenedToIt | 22

#7711667 - Sunday 21 October 2018 3:22

barf

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