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You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks? Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.

PenguinPal3017 19

Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.

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dumb him, just end it

even though the majority of the People on this platform Seem to think so, Not every little imperfection is a reason to end a relationship.

You better brush up.... And you need some mints... And you need some mouthwash too... You better brush up You better floss again To your teeth you must be true....

You'll never be randy again.

See, there are indeed downsides to dating Austin Powers.

You hadn’t kissed him in two weeks? Your relationship smells worse than his breath, I surmise.

PenguinPal3017 19

Sounds like you should see his mother twice a day.

Your boyfriend is a disgusting pig. Lemme gues… he doesn’t use deodorant, either?

He does -- he puts it in his hair.

How did you not notice that before? That's just disgusting.

Hope he is now your ex boyfriend!