Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Top comments
asdfghjklana 9
Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.
Steve95401 49
Classy guy. And you stay with him because...
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Comments (141)
Jharrist89 12
She couldn't handle "picking up" what he was "putting down".
MrMontague 11
A better boyfriend wouldn't have said that. And a better man would make you feel good enough to avoid the desire to seek compliments.
infectedsense 15
He could love her for a million other reasons, maybe her body just isn't one of them.
WickedWolf 11
Don't be fishing for compliments and putting him on the spot. Be nature and have a conversation. When you act like a child you can't be surprised when you get a childish response.
amifaiyaz 12
what a gentleman.
Metallica36176 16
YDI for fishing for compliments. "How can you stand having sex with me?" Why the **** would you say that? Learn to make yourself feel better instead of caring about others opinion. You just wanted to bitch about something.
Miz_Firebrand 3
Definitely time to move on to someone more worthy of you.
Jessiketo_fml 1
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
michiganlost 2
Your comment was ridiculous, so he was probably just pointing that out by saying something ridiculous back. If he couldn't stand to have sex with you, he wouldn't. Duh!
Vidimus 13
Sorry, OP, but that's what you get for fishing for complements. Men don't get it. No one can read your mind. Be dead honest with him next time.