Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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asdfghjklana 9
Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.
Steve95401 49
Classy guy. And you stay with him because...
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Comments (141)
asherm 15
OP, confidence is sexy. We all have something we're insecure about, but don't voice it or seek validation from men. Though he did react like an ass.
mokielove 10
goodbye cruel world!!!
Ziggy122 15
Contrary to what One Direction wants you to think, not knowing you're beautiful isn't exactly what makes you beautiful.
ouibijou 15
It wasn't nice but I feel it's your fault for putting yourself down. Confidence is always more attractive.
klorehore 24
sounds more like he's trying to reply in a funny way. I wouldn't know how to reply either if my better half would suddenly complain about himself in that way. Perhaps it's time to get off your butt and do something that'll make you feel better about yourself? :)
ophel1a 7
tough love, m'dear. sorry, but you shouldn't depend on others to bring you up! too much insecurity is more unattractive than any out-of-shape body, and the world is a harsh place. ;/ i do apologize, also, because i chuckled when i read this. >_< keep your chin up, and if your bf pulls this stuff even when you're REALLY down, find yourself a new boyfriend.
chuka81 27
You totally deserve it.
OlgaCornmuffin 7
the one thing my dad taught me as a teen....if you don't want the answer, don't ask the question. Don't fish....instead, work on your self-esteem & stop making him look the bad guy for appeasing you.
DriAA7 17
You never know what you will catch when you go fishing for compliments.
nowthenagain10 8
A "bit" insecure???? Get up and work out. Dont complain to him about it.