Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
bouda
France
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Evil_Angel_90
Australia
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Quack
Today, I stopped at a park because a duck was following me. I assumed it wanted food, so I gave it a small piece of bread. It followed me to my car, waited beside the door, and then followed me across the parking lot. I may have accidentally adopted a duck. FML
lily
United States
Dangerous words
Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
DuckyKiller
United States
Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?
rhyannon11 7
Poor duck!
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Comments (146)
furbyface711 9
That's why people shouldn't feed wild animals. Bread is actually bad for all birds.
MoeGro 6
Ugh unfortunate
TcheQ 12
Yeah...feeding the ducks in banned in my country
notsoimportant 11
And you had to watch it? Sorry, OP.
tehdarkness 21
Bwhahah hahaha hhaha.. This isn't a ydi or fyl. It's just and LOL!
armyaggie 11
YDI for feeding ducks without first learning ducky CPR in case that happens. You'd better hope the dead duck's family aren't rich because they might have some good ducky lawyers who will sue you.
arre2006 19
Bread is bad for ducks... For obvious reasons...
justmeCee 16
YDI Op. Ducks should not eat bread. They can eat grains, dry or cooked rice, oats, to name a few, but ducks don't really have the digestive system for bread. RIP duck.
jdrappi 12
Take it and eat it
XistingPrince 9
And that's why you should read the signs and not feed ducks.