Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
bouda
France
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Evil_Angel_90
Australia
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Quack
Today, I stopped at a park because a duck was following me. I assumed it wanted food, so I gave it a small piece of bread. It followed me to my car, waited beside the door, and then followed me across the parking lot. I may have accidentally adopted a duck. FML
lily
United States
Dangerous words
Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
DuckyKiller
United States
Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML
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perdix 31
Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?
rhyannon11 7
Poor duck!
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Rozza17 29
Immediately thought of Little Britain with Anne 'feeding' the ducks.
morella_xx 29
I thought of the scene in About A Boy where he throws a whole hunk of bread at a duck and kills it.
venus89 17
Couldn't afford fresh bread?
iwadasn 33
People usually use slightly stale bread when they feed birds because it's easier to break into pieces and throw.
rhysfucker 24
Shoulda sat on that ****** like a whoopee cushion and pushed the bread out. Didn't you watch Loony Toons?
IliekLoki 7
Why don't people realize that you should not feed birds bread?
imtooshy 18
Your heart was in the right place. At least he didn't starve to death.
graceinsheepwear 34
WTD? Why didn't you, after it lost consciousness, pull the bread out of its throat? chickenshit. YDI, OP, but the duck didn't.
davek 36
At least it wasn't a swan. Here they belong to the Queen.
rg350dx 29
It is so sad. People waste all that money on buying shotguns and ammunition when all you really need to take out a duck is a piece of stale bread.
AngrySailor 17
Deed was done, I would have cooked it up for supper. Why waste?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
One time my grandparents brought me and my sister to go feed ducks some old snack food of theirs. I gave one a hot chip and it ran away and started making weird noises.
insanelyXnikki 18
That's hilarious.