Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bouda
France
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Evil_Angel_90
Australia
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Quack
Today, I stopped at a park because a duck was following me. I assumed it wanted food, so I gave it a small piece of bread. It followed me to my car, waited beside the door, and then followed me across the parking lot. I may have accidentally adopted a duck. FML
lily
United States
Dangerous words
Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
DuckyKiller
United States
Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML
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perdix 31
Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?
rhyannon11 7
Poor duck!
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Comments (146)
ChristinaAAR 14
That's ducking terrible. How could you?
Headcrab 29
Bread isn't that good for birds. It fills their stomach but lacks nutrients.
jannatanelle 5
For future reference if you see a duck choking and in distress if you can rub his throat it activates the swallowing reflex!
CharresBarkrey 16
You choke when food is in your airway, not your esophagus. Swallowing would do nothing.
Freethaawave 19
Also, just saying, the duck was probably in the water.
connorhperkins 9
The chances of him seeing a choking duck again are slim to none...
theworldismad 10
that's ducking terrible. lol I didn't see the others who said it already
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Dead Duck Day
challan 19
It was a humane way to go. Think of it from his point of view... they love to be fed. Maybe he'd prefer to go that way, just like you'd like to pass in your sleep or during sex. Now, as a country girl, I have to say, it's wasteful not to eat him. You kill it, you eat it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...I'm suddenly reminded of Cletus from the Simpsons. (No offense, I live in the country too) What if OP is vegetarian?
challan 19
Then she should give it to someone that will. I don't think you should ever kill something you're not intending to eat. Zombies are the only exception.
Danielle7994 18
23, Are you referring to the story on "1000 Ways to Die" that talked about an Asian couple whose hearts gave out while they were having sex?
cuppycakeslove 20
Bread is actually very unhealthy and bad for ducks..
WhiteCrimson 23
Any bird really
rocker_chick105 31
Even some animals. We choked a mouse once by giving it bread. Even some dogs have choked on bread.
LissaMccracken 23
It's just... This is about ducks... And you're making a duck face in your picture... Quack quack
grahmagog 14
What the duck? Are you quackers?..how can you haggle its life that, roughing up its feathers like that...id go pond for so sympathy for the fellow ducks
Radoh 3
Well, you aren't actually supposed to feed ducks bread after all.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Right? I probably would've cried.