Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
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Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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willyjac 17
Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it
DocBastard 38
It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.
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Comments (87)
KaylaTackett 18
If it's your account then change your password. Or you could just make your own profile so you can watch your own shows.
dark_angel4121 12
Are you paying for it? Cause if you are change the password and refuse to give it her unless she pays too.
ravendubs 5
Lol pun intended, I assume?
LethalSeamonkey 15
Dude she did you a huge favor. Now you won't be such a noob.
lostone41 3
the nerve of her
coolbeansbruh 13
Who cares about her if she's just gonna be rude? Watch friends anyways.
davincidasecond 24
Tell her to get her own ******* account.
WhoCouldIBe 11
Why would you have to stop watching something if she's nowhere near you?
graysonbriggs 2
Sounds like Phoebe and Ursula's relationship
ChoolyBooly 32
Time to get a separate Netflix account. If she pays for it then she had every right to kick you off. If you pay for it then change your password. Either way talk to her and tell her you miss her and would lol me to talk more.