Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
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Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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willyjac 17
Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it
DocBastard 38
It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.
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allplayedout 20
But you can stream on multiple devices from the same account at the same time? Why do either of you think you have to stop watching so the other can start? And if it's your account, change your password and tell her to piss off. Problem solved, your Friends are back.
VioletSkies 21
Actually you can't play it on multiple devices if you have the lowest plan option. You have to upgrade the account to allow more than 1 user to use it at a time ($8 for 1 device at a time and $12 for 4 devices can play it at once). I do agree with her changing the info if it's her Netflix
VioletSkies 21
Forgot that there is an option for 2 devices at once but don't know the correct price if someone is a new user. Last time I checked it said the price ($8) was only guaranteed to a certain date then it may change for the account. Makes me think she may get that price since it was before they made the plan options
StarkWolf_fml 23
like Friends, living with people I love & care for was all I ever wanted. instead I get. .this life. do I sound selfish?
i_needa_username 17
You can make separate accounts in the one big one so u can both watch!
ravendubs 5
Shit. I meant to like this... Not dislike it.
SparksTheSadie 18
Get your own Netflix account, it's not that expensive. Problem solved.
copydude 7
if you call netflix you can upgrade to 4 devices for an additional $4 that is what I did, for us and our children.
afallingstar 22
I didn't know 2 people couldn't use the account at once. My boyfriend and I do that all the time. OP change the password...problem solved.
clair_brodie 35
2 People can watch at the same time... Add user accounts.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
How come you both can't use it? I have a profile on my MILs account, so do my two SILs and 1 BIL, my mom also shares my profile with me. So that's 6 different households watching on the same account....
VioletSkies 21
You have to upgrade the account to allow more than 1 user to use it at a time. Right now my mom's Netflix can only have 2 devices playing it but for $4 more 4 devices can play it at once.
IWishIWasObama 12
That show is way overrated.
NamelessFace 22
Overrated, maybe, but overrated doesn't mean bad, it just means not as good as everyone says it is. So it can still be good, and apparently is to OP.
ryanator008 23
I thought you could have 4 at a time.