Miscellaneous: Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

Priorities, dude

By really? - 26/03/2022 16:01 - United States

Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 14:00

Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML

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By AllieG33 - 05/09/2014 02:59 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 13:30

Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML

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willyjac 17

Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.

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allplayedout 20

Friday 30 January 2015 19:44

But you can stream on multiple devices from the same account at the same time? Why do either of you think you have to stop watching so the other can start? And if it's your account, change your password and tell her to piss off. Problem solved, your Friends are back.

VioletSkies 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:30

Actually you can't play it on multiple devices if you have the lowest plan option. You have to upgrade the account to allow more than 1 user to use it at a time ($8 for 1 device at a time and $12 for 4 devices can play it at once). I do agree with her changing the info if it's her Netflix

VioletSkies 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:42

Forgot that there is an option for 2 devices at once but don't know the correct price if someone is a new user. Last time I checked it said the price ($8) was only guaranteed to a certain date then it may change for the account. Makes me think she may get that price since it was before they made the plan options

StarkWolf_fml 23

Friday 30 January 2015 21:09

like Friends, living with people I love & care for was all I ever wanted. instead I get. .this life. do I sound selfish?

i_needa_username 17

Friday 30 January 2015 21:17

You can make separate accounts in the one big one so u can both watch!

ravendubs 5

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:32

Shit. I meant to like this... Not dislike it.

SparksTheSadie 18

Friday 30 January 2015 22:10

Get your own Netflix account, it's not that expensive. Problem solved.

copydude 7

Friday 30 January 2015 23:20

if you call netflix you can upgrade to 4 devices for an additional $4 that is what I did, for us and our children.

afallingstar 22

Friday 30 January 2015 23:28

I didn't know 2 people couldn't use the account at once. My boyfriend and I do that all the time. OP change the password...problem solved.

clair_brodie 35

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:46

2 People can watch at the same time... Add user accounts.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:57

How come you both can't use it? I have a profile on my MILs account, so do my two SILs and 1 BIL, my mom also shares my profile with me. So that's 6 different households watching on the same account....

VioletSkies 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:28

You have to upgrade the account to allow more than 1 user to use it at a time. Right now my mom's Netflix can only have 2 devices playing it but for $4 more 4 devices can play it at once.