Intimacy: Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob...

By potassiumgirl - 11/04/2012 19:53 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

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Tweekz14 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:53

So I'm guessing you swallow?

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It's a sin not to swallow, there are people starving in Africa.

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wiseguy69 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:34

When the wind blows, you gotta go with the hoes ;)

nadamahmoud96 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:34

That's what **** is for...

ElricMustang 23

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:38

Noor, do you just, stay on the site and wait for the new posts so you can comment? Lol

Jillianmackinnon 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:40

FAIL

pimpcracker 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:41

I'd like to volunteer to be ur practice partner. :)

kayla_ann0o 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 3:02

Bummer

nowthenagain10 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 4:33

81 and i are just jealous of the offer you made OP :p

kayla_ann0o 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:16

Highly

jujubunni5 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:42

Suck not inhale next time.

ElectriCat 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:48

Hahahaha! Middle schoolers use bananas, hahaha. I lol'ed hard core

bubbypop 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:49

Wonderful I hope that dose not happen when u give him a *******

icallbullshit 3

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:49

Fair effort for trying to get better for your man. Respect!

BrotherTheo 31

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:50

On Behalf of men everywhere... Thank you for your efforts!

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