Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
proxxxx 5
Won't be rear ending her for a while
Talis99 26
Obviously a YDI.
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Comments (20)
Lonestar7 4
Well, did it feel good? We're all dying to know!
tibtak 20
Was she going to the physiotherapist?
GregoryJC 2
It is dangerous to do so. Please dont do that again.
Balthios 6
This could be taken another way, honestly.
Diamond_don 18
Dodge the farther and ram the daughter
9onbreak78 11
Tailgate much?
CantTouchThat 29
You won't be saying that tonight. That's for damn sure.
T1A2Z3 35
Why were you tailgating her in the first place? Learn how to drive.