Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
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ariannaimelda 7
sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(
pandabeargirl89 0
I hope you had insurance!
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Comments (175)
newjerseyguy 0
I smell a major lawsuit. you will get a new bike out of that incident
jonnyg73 0
That hospital obviously needs to ambulance drivers.
Hope2218 11
How can you total a bike??? How bout it's wrecked... Just saying :)
chili10 18
totaled means that it is broken beyond repair. I think it that describes op's bike then regardless of whether it is a bike or a car he has every right to use that word.
ztplayer 0
21st century
taylorfotastic 8
make them buy you a new one :D
sertio 0
haha, thats funny
masterstangman 0
well that proves a point idiots never see us bikers so take em to court and hope you have insurance
nismo1992 0
lol
demonspeed 0
OP doesn't need to use his insurance, that's the county's insurance that will be paying for that...and if they try to weasel out of it, take it to court
hiinorcal209 0
don't be too down you get a whole new bike now and some money