Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
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Top comments
snafu57 1
the butterfly effect. one touch can produce ripples that affects the entire other side of your body.
snafu57 1
a cushion for the pushin. if he's playing with the pork chops, you should play with his tiny limp noodle.
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Comments (120)
tazz9690 0
YDI for being a fatty. lose some weight. your boyfriend is awesome.
mmmkayyy 6
Agreed I have a serious hatred for fat people.
ily1210 10
YDI for complaining. ur bf is funny
KATTT6 0
inspect him, he may not like what you have to say.
arcadiaware 0
Yes because that's smart. Your boyfriend likes your weight and plays with it, so in turn you insult him because you're mad that he likes the things you think are bad about yourself.
izzie86 0
well I do this to my girlfriend all the time, she hates it but , now she got used to it lol , I don't blame ur boyfriend sometimes it feel good lol :)
NorfolkDude 2
YDI. I mean fat is something you can control, so I don't see why you should complain about this.
Firesprite2009 0
Not always. It can be a medical condition, that you can never get rid of.
lettertjes 0
You don't have to be fat for that. I'm 110 pounds but when I relax my thighs, they jiggle when smacked. It's normal.
thinmint 0
whatever! jiggling does not=fat! I'm 15% bodyfat and when my thigh muscles are relaxed they jiggle too! one cannot assume from this fml that the OP is overweight... OP I think it's cute that he does that! be more secure with your body!
izzie86 0
#13 bbyboo !! u said u like it right I do this to my girlfriend and she's fine with it lol I think it's cute .
Ireplywith_memes 0
im 12 and what is this.
Skull_300 0
Does he call you Peg or Pig?
Jimboom 12
Well slap some BBQ sauce done there and tell him to pig out on ya and he's not aloud to come back up til he makes you squeal! ;)