Transportation: Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents...

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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gotbiscuits 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:15

Idiots like you contribute to the traffic problems. Don't drive.

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:36

Your name should be dumbfuck, not dumbluck.

Comments

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 18:17

Who else knew what was FML was going to be after reading the first sentence?

amh721 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:35

Moron.

docscientist 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:55

What?

kykyshay 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 20:01

your a smart driver!

LyssWA 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:13

And you're a smart writer. As for the OP, totally deserved.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 16 March 2011 20:02

GPS - fastest way to get to the scene of a traffic accident.

kykyshay 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 20:21

I love home alone!

amarie366 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 23:57

cool?

lifeinhd 3

Wednesday 16 March 2011 22:15

Hehe, I remember when Lexus debuted the new "auto-parallel-parking system," Audi aired a commercial of a quiet neighborhood, then some distant engine roaring, getting louder, then an Audi A4 does a handbrake turn into a parallel parking spot perfectly, and the text at the bottom of the screen says, "Audi. For people who can park themselves."

whoa_is_failz 6

Wednesday 16 March 2011 22:15

that's ironic

lifeinhd 3

Wednesday 16 March 2011 22:23

My dad's GPS won't let him reroute while moving, which sucks because often he wants to do it while my mom is driving and he's a passenger, but fortunately my GPS lets me do this. However, I only do it when it's safe, not when I'm in stop-and-go traffic. I hate to even glance down at the A/C controls when I'm in stop-and-go traffic, since the situation is always changing. My GPS also has one-touch rerouting, which is pretty nice. It will find me cheap gas on-the-go, plus let me check e-mail. And with a 10" screen, I don't need to squint at some crappy 3.5" screen as I'm driving at 60 MPH. I did have to cut a hole in my dashboard to fit my GPS (it's an iPad in case you haven't figured that out yet), but that's alright by me.