Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
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gotbiscuits 0
Idiots like you contribute to the traffic problems. Don't drive.
ulicksam 0
Your name should be dumbfuck, not dumbluck.
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Comments (77)
TheLetterZero 7
Who else knew what was FML was going to be after reading the first sentence?
amh721 0
Moron.
docscientist 10
What?
kykyshay 0
your a smart driver!
LyssWA 0
And you're a smart writer. As for the OP, totally deserved.
HomeAl0ne 20
GPS - fastest way to get to the scene of a traffic accident.
kykyshay 0
I love home alone!
amarie366 0
cool?
lifeinhd 3
Hehe, I remember when Lexus debuted the new "auto-parallel-parking system," Audi aired a commercial of a quiet neighborhood, then some distant engine roaring, getting louder, then an Audi A4 does a handbrake turn into a parallel parking spot perfectly, and the text at the bottom of the screen says, "Audi. For people who can park themselves."
whoa_is_failz 6
that's ironic
lifeinhd 3
My dad's GPS won't let him reroute while moving, which sucks because often he wants to do it while my mom is driving and he's a passenger, but fortunately my GPS lets me do this. However, I only do it when it's safe, not when I'm in stop-and-go traffic. I hate to even glance down at the A/C controls when I'm in stop-and-go traffic, since the situation is always changing. My GPS also has one-touch rerouting, which is pretty nice. It will find me cheap gas on-the-go, plus let me check e-mail. And with a 10" screen, I don't need to squint at some crappy 3.5" screen as I'm driving at 60 MPH. I did have to cut a hole in my dashboard to fit my GPS (it's an iPad in case you haven't figured that out yet), but that's alright by me.
Geovanny Luna 8
probably not a good idea to read emails while driving though. just saying
ov614 0
Congratulations, you're a dipshit!
sensboltsfan84 4
It's your own dsmn fault for not pulling over to deal with your gps. You deserved it for being an idiot