Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
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gotbiscuits 0
Idiots like you contribute to the traffic problems. Don't drive.
ulicksam 0
Your name should be dumbfuck, not dumbluck.
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Comments (77)
KataraTheBender 0
Bloody Idiots and their technology. Did you a tow-truck all right or do you need instructions for that too? PULL OFF THE ROAD BEFORE YOU TRY TO FIND A NEW ROUTE SO EXACTLY THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN.
ZielZone 4
DOH!!!! Now your just like one of them!
phatway12 13
WOW
Sora_McKain 36
GPS are the ruination of the world. I mean there is nothing like hearing "You have reached your destination" while actually being 5 miles away from it, or hearing "Turn left" when the only direction you can go is right, or my personal favorite "At your nearest convenience, turn around" good time, good times =D
ironheart98 14
hence why they warn you not to use the gps while the cars in motion
letschat6 5
I'm pretty sure that there's a reason it says to "never set the GPS while driving". -___-
cman024 4
pay attention to the road and quit having machines tell you how to drive you dickhole!
roxigrl14 8
Well. You could pull over instead of calibrating the gps while you're driving.
coldasfire 23
That's why it says to pull over before operating the GPS every SINGLE TIME you turn it on
Geovanny Luna 8
recomendation, eyes on the road. park your car when trying to look for directions on a GPS. or if available have a passenger look it up for you.