Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
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Top comments
gotbiscuits 0
Idiots like you contribute to the traffic problems. Don't drive.
ulicksam 0
Your name should be dumbfuck, not dumbluck.
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Comments (77)
CatchinGrenades 3
mine doesn't even let me touch any buttons while I'm driving...only when I'm stopped
bakes22 0
hahaha
Garay 0
GPS will KILL US ALL
KataraTheBender 0
No, idiots will kill us. The GPS will drive us there.
Sora_McKain 36
71, You are Brilliant
vgameson 0
this is why there is a warning when you turn it on
albinoV 1
GPSs should be made to say things like "wtf you rear-ended someone you tool" in these situations.
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for not watching the road.
DarkJoy_fml 5
Broderick--nice response. Just curious because, well, I am a bitch on this site. Sorry for being bitchy, but I really liked your response :)
Punkpoptart1119 20
YDI for not keeping your eyes on the road..
dansco 25
Muppet! YDI for not pulling over to do that!
rawr182 0
learn to read a ******* map