Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
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nbloggz 0
You were driving with an expired license. You absolutely deserved it. Follow the law. It isn't hard to do.
Socrates_fml 0
you'd never get caught for the expired license if you didn't run the stop sign. at least u didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets
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elemenopyqrstuv 0
Being a police officer, I don't understand why people get so nervous when we're just driving around on duty... Often times we're busy responding to a low-key complaint call (no blue lights) so we're not even paying attention to your driving. But then there are other times we are on patrol and looking for violations. You don't know how many times I've stopped someone for something so minor as not using a turn signal, and having it turn into a DUI or driving with license suspended arrest. So fact of the matter is, if you don't have anything to be nervous about, then don't worry!
hipprep83 0
Really? FYL? You are an idiot for driving with an expired license to begin with. People like you are why there should be licenses required for procreation as well, cut down on the repetition between stupid parents and stupid children.
BigLord 0
What #21 said. Jesus Chirst, people are more afraid of cops these days than Grand Theft Auto'ers o_O
idrivefast 0
YDI for panicing. Some times I wish I could pull out and stop some of these people I see, pulling out and around cars on two laned when the car is stopped to turn left. Not only is it illegal, but one of these times that i see it, someone is going to get t-boned. Wait till the car turns to go assholes. That and tail gaters, if my car was expendable, there would be none left on the road once I was finished with them.
jimmyb00o5 0
You must be a woman. Or Asian.
WIDRR 0
LOL at #9 you are an idiot
Drode 0
#25 Sexism and racism in less than 10 words, I'm impressed.... Now there's going to be arguements about women's driving. anyway this is more a case of epic fail than FML. Maybe now you will get your licence renewed on time.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#27: No arguments about womans driving, lets just talk about the idiots on the internet and how annoying and dumb they are. That is much funnier, lets all ban together to hate one person. And @OP: YDI, why would you panic just drive. But go get you licence renewed NOW.
ItecKid 0
#17, not sure where you live, but in many parts of USA cops do have quotas to meet...
StayClassy 0
I study pre-law criminal justice. Quotas are very uncommon these days and are primarily an anti-cop talking point. Keep your vehicle in order and obey traffic laws. It's not at all difficult.