Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk,...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/10/2017 04:30

Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By meeks123 - 20/06/2012 05:03 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

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Busted!

By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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Childfree confirmation ceremony

By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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skullfuckery 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:15

Are you 13 or something? Drinking in a park, really?

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:12

YDI. Drink at home.

Comments

manmoosewaffel 0

Friday 2 October 2009 17:24

Ha this is funny and that sucks for you, but what are you doing drunk at the park durin the day? and how do you not notice a party goin on that close? You Texans are just born with mild retardation i guess, explains GWB :) Texas is so religious right and conservative it makes me wanna hurl and im a catholic. YDI bud, welcome to the list and have fun wit megans law. i feel bad for you cuz you meant no harm but you seem really dumb

HowIMetYourUncle 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 4:33

Everyone should stop thinking Texas is filled with rednecks that ride horses for a living, get drunk on a daily basis, and talk in country accents... I'm an Indian living in Houston and I simply can't pull that off -.- so QUIT IT PLEASE :( Epic fail btw :)

Kanyeezy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:55

why the **** were you drinking in a park in the middle of the day

Fentown_fml 4

Monday 12 October 2009 0:38

Completely your fault on every level. Grow up.

Chris21122 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:12

Retard

romancelover 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:15

Dude you deserve it, your such a MORON. First of all you should'nt be getting drunk in public. Second you shouldnt be peeing in public. DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stuffy25 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:00

who drinks at a park?

curzy 6

Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:03

sucks do you have to tell your neighbors that your a sex offender now? lol

shitakii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 20:33

YDI for drinking alcohol. -_-

weezieh8 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 16:20

And now you have to register as a sex offender, ydi cause you prolly did it intentionaly knowing that there was a 4 year olds birthday party. LAME-ASS SEXO!