Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.
heathz 9
geez time to get off that horse.
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Comments (197)
DocBastard 40
Laughing during sex is nothing to be ashamed of, children, nor is it a sign of immaturity. If you've never laughed because of that squishy noise that sweaty bodies can make during sex, then you obviously haven't had enough of it.
every1luvsboners 11
Doc, my girlfriend laughs every time I take my clothes off. This is normal, I shouldn't be ashamed.
DjeePee 25
Yeah Doc, you're absolutely right, but you have to admit that lauging during sex isn't much fun if you're almost reaching your ******, especially if you're a girl. Many of us don't climax easily, you know, and if your partner then laughs and goes soft - which can definitely be a big mood-breaker - then it's even harder to get an ****** again.
ambamm135 7
Or laughing so hard he goes soft when you're about to glorious finish. That's gotta be a real downer for her. I would have been upset. So close and yet so far :(
Palirose 22
I giggle a lot because I'm ticklish in some parts and sometimes just from pure enjoyment. Laughing isn't a bad thing.
TheChad85 1
Sounds like u could use a hand! (insert cheesy porno music)
every1luvsboners 11
Are you related to Andy Dick? No joke, the two of you are twins.
ProhibitionRose 14
Chad Dick?!
thegr8destroyer 0
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screamo_neve 12
The ****?
McAninch35 9
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glittercookies 12
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mengetsu 2
I guess he took go die in a hole seriusly
every1luvsboners 11
I'm usually done and have paid my $2 fee before I have an opportunity to laugh at anything.
leadman1989 16
I don't see anything funny about bimples... this guy getting action and I'm at home on a Thursday morning. -_- FML
welandedonthemoo 5
Bimples? Lmao
dadof2 4
what is it with these soft guys in another post a guy turned down a BJ now a idiot is more interested in a pimple no wonder the lesbian population is growing
THE_A_TEEN 28
No one chooses to be lesbian. It's only growing because more people are coming out instead of hiding their true selves. :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
The ignorant population, however, sadly remains the same.
enopola 5
Eatin' ain't cheatin'
jobsman99 0
Get off him. Take his penis into your mouth and give him a ******** till he is hard then hop back on and finish. You have earned a good ******
justanotherbird 19
Why is it her job to "earn an ******" while he is being a complete dick?
obviousboy 8
It is pretty difficult to maintain an erection when you're laughing your ass off.
perdix 31
He shoulda popped it and used the juice as lube.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Guuuuhhh!! My mental eyes just shriveled up and fell off.
perdix 31
Mine, too! That's why I had to share it -- I just couldn't bear the thought that I should have to endure this image all by myself. I wonder if it would have been worse had I used the phrase "sebum from the she-bum?"
Fmn123 8
That is disgusting #46...
beckyxD 13
Gross