Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.
heathz 9
geez time to get off that horse.
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Comments (197)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
He's an idiot
CountOrlandu 3
Haha if he can't finish let me know... I have no trouble...
MainPrism 16
I must've missed something... How in the hell could 1 pimple on your @$$ be funny enough 2 make him laugh himself limp? Unless, he either has some amazing grass or he's mental... Either way FYL lol!!!
Ridinghigh101 3
Good thing he didnt decide to spank you, he could have popped the thing!
WaylonD 4
I would've bit it n popped it! Then finished doggie style!
Jorcar 8
Well I know what your problem is. Choosing to have sex with someone you aren't married to!
cinderella10383 6
Seriously? God I hope you are joking
ChaosEngine 5
My god, someone invented time travel! We got a comment coming in from a 1920's mentality!
Bobissmall 13
Why do shit comments like this still manage to appear?
justanotherbird 19
Obvious troll is obvious.
PulpFriction_fml 1
The fool! Such lack of appreciation. I wouldn't have even noticed.
EvilDave 13
OP, you deserve it for having such a juvenile boyfriend.
Donniehw 5
The exact opposite of an awkward boner... Song for this story: what a catch Donnie by fall out boy
kattpat_ 2
You should have said that when you first saw him naked you though he had a pimple on his groin, but it turned out to be his penis.