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HaloR
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Forever alone*
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ant2590
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She needs practice in talking dirty
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HaloR
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Forever alone*
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BarDownDaily
| 12
That's when you hang up.
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Ozone1232
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Username of OP definitely describes the girl over the phone.
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xSonic
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^^ so does the FML
Just in other words...
Just in other words...
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imepelepticsir
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maybe you can tell her to shove the phone up her furry kitty o:
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rooh123
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At least she isn't with anyone else and is being honest
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indianguyinuk
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well you can't blame her for telling the truth
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llamafish
| 25
I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Lately, these fmls keep 'reminding' me about the old ones....
Or maybe its just the other side of the story...O.O
Or maybe its just the other side of the story...O.O
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Yea, we know OP. Your "someone"(girlfriend) made an FML last week... Funny you left out the laughter part.
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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Thats why I always say "would you like that" cuz then there is no way they can say something without being really bitchy xD
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fmlswag
| 11
Forever at home lol
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ImFrackinBored
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OP was holding two phones...
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ant2590
| 6
She needs practice in talking dirty
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elephantom12
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That's a mean looking mustache you got goin on there 2.
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Pentium_4
| 26
you were only looking at his mustache cause you couldn't see his bladder right? i love bear grylls but the piss jokes are entertaining....
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ClassyCommando
| 13
I don't think I've EVER seen a bladder in a profile pic. I suppose DocBastard is bound to show us one sometime.
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boofgall
| 16
16- why are your comments always so lame?
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Pentium_4
| 26
you never know with Doc. haha, i don't care what people think...i just have fun on FML. douchebag
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Yeah, the amount of hostility on this site is astonishing.
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Pentium_4
| 26
38, yeah, it really is. Yeah I say stupid things but it's just to kill time...i enjoy this app the most
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jvan138
| 0
Creepy
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brenton490
| 19
My scouter says the hostility on this site is over 9000!!!
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Pelreskovich
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Rawr. I'm here to participate in the rage, Pentium, stop having such stupid comments, omg. :P
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Red_Forman
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Aha! i sense whats going on. she's being anti-joke/thing on him. clever move mystery person, clever move
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Shenannigoats
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This. Of course she can't feel anythin, you're supposed to pretend. I'd say she's the one who screwed up here and not the guy, she failed at dirty talking. Hard.
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chili10
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Boofgall, I don't think you have any room to talk, what with you being so rude in approximately 90% of all your comments. Pentium has his good comments and his bad comments but for the most part I always enjoy them.
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ScaughtieHolden
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I think the rent is too damn high..
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Or maybe she needs to learn to touch herself whilst talking about it..
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alimayBVB182
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She must have really liked it then
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sportsfreak81
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Hahaha
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FinnishAmerican
| 3
Time to go to her house, she wants you OP
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kristena103
| 14
No green head she didn't...
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takeapieandrun
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Way to kill the mood... and "liking" something doesn't mean you have to feel it
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
OP was obviously talking to a phonetard.
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JustinComments
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He should remind her about a cell phones vibrating function .
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wierdos_rule
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Careful with that phone sex, there's an outbreak among senior citizens of........ hearing aids
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Pentium_4
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Waste of money if you ask me
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sofineedsaladder
| 10
Doesn't matter, had phone sex.
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alymtz
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You're so hot. Lol
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Chad_the_Brony
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You should come back with; 'I know. I'm working on it'.
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juturnaamo
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I think the oddest thing about this is the 'someone' isn't classified. It could be a girlfriend, a phone actress, niece, who knows?
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high_tower87
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My thoughts exactly.
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fancyclown
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Maybe he just picked a random number out of the phonebook and tried his luck.
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FMLContinued
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A niece? Lol
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TPSerigne
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Yeah their position on the family tree is probably a little too close.
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seriouslythat
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8 I'm sure he wouldn't be talking dirty to his niece.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
OP: Mom! You've got to play along and get in the spirit of things.
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elephantom12
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OP I'm not gonna lie, it seems to me that you've potentially reached an all time low in your life if you're seeking pleasure with a random stranger through a telephone. I don't get it.
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mama2b3
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Haha you get better at it the more you do it.
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Ozone1232
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Looks like you actually were talkingtoaretard. (hence the username).
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pinkcrayola
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Well yeah, that'd be why they put the name.
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StreetReaper
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14 - nothing slips past you, does it?
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Ozone1232
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Every opportunity I get. You're spot on.