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By what the actual fuck - 11/08/2012 16:38 - United States - Puyallup

Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By unKnown621 - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML

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By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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By poop - 06/02/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

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By clueless - 29/10/2009 04:09 - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2012 0:23

I love your username, OP.

MURIKKA 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:23

The line, he crossed it.

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Keep_It_Hot99 8

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:07

He loved you? Just kidding, you should change your name and move far, far away, 'cause that's just crazy.

ladybuggirl1234 3

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:30

At least you know now and not later....

jem970 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:39

He still loves you! :,D

darthzerg 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:41

Way to be a liberal

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:42

Weirdo

thekmjenks 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:23

Are you sure he hasn't been reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" without you knowing?

XxXkyttiXxX 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:32

I told my boyfriend the same thing, without the "suspected” part.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:46

what a jerk...trust is a factor and now it looks like he never had it for you...and now it looks like not a healthy relationship run or leave...

darkcrystal87 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 11:34

I'd "torture the shit out of you" just for kinky role play. FYL

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 12 August 2012 13:37

Well I guess you're not too sorry that his not your boyfriend any more... :)

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