Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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Jujube93
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DUMP HIM. Cheaters never change. And he's stupid enough to deny it THEN admitt it.
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Kervik
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Well if he admitted it, then just break up with him—or whatever your planned to do after he admitted it. I guess he reconsidered what he was going to tell you.
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Kervik
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Well if he admitted it, then just break up with him—or whatever your planned to do after he admitted it. I guess he reconsidered what he was going to tell you.
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The_Pleb
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To #2.......
He admitted he did cheat, so even a monkey could figure out he cheated......
Anywayz back to topic.
Make him a sammich every day and hell never cheat again
Lesson learnt!!!
YDI
He admitted he did cheat, so even a monkey could figure out he cheated......
Anywayz back to topic.
Make him a sammich every day and hell never cheat again
Lesson learnt!!!
YDI
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Sadiistic
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wtf? just because they used literacy their a douchebag?? If your gonna fucking insult someone do it right you illiterate dumbass.
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giganticbrain
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they're*
I suggest you get some language skills yourself before trying to call out other people on it.
I suggest you get some language skills yourself before trying to call out other people on it.
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username_again
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For #42, is there really something wrong with using prestigious vocabulary? It's not like the world has had to be "dumbed" down enough. I applaud the OP for using words that you have to google. Context clues, duh.
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papayachump
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People don't usually use "vehemently" in everyday speech, but it's not exactly an uncommon or not-well known word in writing...
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sandwichbait
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That's a good adverb. o_o It let us know that he didn't just casually deny it, he denied it kinda passionately and with force. I like that word.
What's wrong with using and knowing words like vehemently?! That makes somebody a poser?! I suppose you think practicing any skill with confidence makes you a douchebag poser then? You're a boob. AGH.
What's wrong with using and knowing words like vehemently?! That makes somebody a poser?! I suppose you think practicing any skill with confidence makes you a douchebag poser then? You're a boob. AGH.
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Kervik
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Christ, if knowing vehemently makes one a douchebag, I would like to know what knowing words like apivorous (the trait of eating bees) makes me. O_o
And another thing, 42, don't put your irrelevant posts at the top if they make you look like a fool. :)
And another thing, 42, don't put your irrelevant posts at the top if they make you look like a fool. :)
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xclegend613
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I got something better. forget about the sammich. suck some dick and he will never cheat on you
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DamnDatFML
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I got an even better idea, do both! xD
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tellithowitis
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oooh reverse phycology
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helluva
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Muahahaha.. caught in the act. Your bf is a fool.
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Jujube93
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DUMP HIM. Cheaters never change. And he's stupid enough to deny it THEN admitt it.
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youthink_fml
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probably, like mastapeace, you insisted you "knew" because you're so good at that (that women's intuition "proof"), and he finally gave in to shut you up.
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testing_fml
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What do you mean, "What?" "Sorry babe, it'll never happen again" is pretty clear.
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mekeskidi_fml
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Her boyfriend meant that he would never get caught again.
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sandwichbait
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Hah. That's awful. I agree with #40, ish.
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Aha09
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Wait...what?
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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Woman - "Are you cheating on me?"
Me - "No... unless you consider being with your 6-year-old sister cheating. In that case, it will never happen again."
Woman - "Wait, what?"
Me - *huge smile*
Me - "No... unless you consider being with your 6-year-old sister cheating. In that case, it will never happen again."
Woman - "Wait, what?"
Me - *huge smile*
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burnquist764
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Brave sir robin ran away, bravely ran away, away. When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave sir robin ran away.
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Im_Jesus_BITCH
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Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail? If so...awesome.
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nomadxx7
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Actually I've learned how to lie to women. Normally you'd do like this guy did and give some conflicting details about the night in question. Since he denied it then "admitted" to it, his girl now doesn't know one way or another if he cheated or not. She may think she knows but mindf*cks work both ways people. Easy way to keep her guessing is give her a grain of truth and a pound of bullshit.
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MagicMeds
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nomad is my manhero! :L