Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
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Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML
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Top comments
agaba 0
Well u shouldn't have been drinking in the first place and yea ik I'm a buzz kill
IAmTheHeavens 0
Wonderful role model.
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Comments (108)
KiddNYC1O 22
He's afraid you'll end up like him. Alcoholism is hereditary.
jewelsfml 0
which means u should listen to him...he's been where u r. a lot of advice comes from peoples regrets
Midtowngirly 1
Father at home drinking tequila, child out guzzling beer. Same difference? Who had to get behind the wheel and put innocent people in danger?
WoolyWhoop 7
Way to go on those assumptions. Maybe the 'child' is over 18 (legal drinking age in UK) and maybe the father had a few drinks with the neighbours. And, maybe the OP got a taxi home. Think for crying out loud.
bibbster18 11
It's 5 o' clock somewhere.
kristenlovex3 0
if you're old enough to be lectures by your parents maybe you should think twice about drinking. just a thought
moggatron 0
It's a parent job to try and prevent their child from making the mistakes they did... "Do as I say, not as I do."
Babydoll4ever 7
Sounds like my life. FYL
jose18 3
You should tell him the best way to lead is by example
Mortoli 30
Not when showing horrors. That by proof lol.
structuredchaoz 4
The difference is, he was home and of legal age. You were out with friends that were drinking and driving.
caity_pie 12
Who's to know that OP wasn't of legal age? And no where in the post does it say that he/she or their friends had been drinking and driving!
fishing12345 2
Ru kidding, hes the best role model ever