Miscellaneous: Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after... - FML

By Average - 13/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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EllieB123 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:39

How the hell did you get voted King then, if no one likes you?

whitewoods 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:26

Start grinding the air next time, you'll attract all the desperate skanks.

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howslife123 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:43

that must have throne you off your game a bit

sweetstuffFML 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:15

xD win ^^

G_of_teh_T 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 3:59

i see what you did there

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:14

Aren't you suppose to go to these things with a date? FYL if not even your date wanted to dance with you.

tomshady 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:15

you fag

zombiemania 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:35

FOREVER ALONE

sunnyg6315 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:01

looks like you're popular but treat everyone like a douche!

TropicalTulipz 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:19

u cant just expect them to...

thebigblue 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:41

FAKE YET AGAIN. How are you chosen when no one is willing to dance with you?

ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:53

vote for someone as a joke, and if they win it is more lol

skorpien 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:57

It's called a prank. The unpopular one gets all the votes only to have his/her hopes smashed when everyone reveals it's only a cruel joke. That or the OP had some bad BO that night.

mrssheldoncooper 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:52

this makes absolutely no sense.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:59

Sorry, OP! At least you won. No one ever wanted to dance with me at high school dances, either. Not really a big surprise...

SirEBC 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:46

It's okay. I didn't even go to my high school dances.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 23:44

#38 At my high school dances, though, it wasn't really necessary or expected for everyone to have a date...So going without a date hardly even counts. :P Oh well, I think dancing with my friends was more fun anyway!

AnnyAnarchy22 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:26

Awww!! That sucks I would dance with you

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