FML : Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had...

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Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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By xoxo96 - / Sunday 3 May 2009 20:09 / United States

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By Ohnoitslindsay | 0

#165967 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:07

So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?

By Kiduk | 0

#166017 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:13

If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?

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By Ohnoitslindsay | 0

#165967 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:07

So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?

By klutzywriter | 0

#165969 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:08

Ohh..ouch I know how that feels :/ No worries! Live goes on! Screw them

By FMLfan457 | 0

#165997 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:10

Last night, "No idea where the hell I am but if the bush doesn't get out of my way soon i will bet the cap out of it" MDTxt http://mydrunktxt.com/view/received/94

By Atreyu_Love | 0

#166007 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:12

Unless they knew it was your shoe, you must have some ugly ass man feet there, big-foot.

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logan_3416 | 13

#6279820 - Saturday 2 May 2015 08:30

Wtf

By Kiduk | 0

#166017 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:13

If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?

By Serial_fml | 0

#166021 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:14

how big were those clonkers

By manoverboard | 0

#166030 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:16

Maybe you had ugly shoes.

By xClarkGable | 0

#166051 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:19

gtfo, crybaby.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#166053 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:20

Thats because you probably had a last season Prada shoe betch

By bahahaha | 0

#166071 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:24

this is a rather sad FML. well. you'll get over it. eventually. and lmao #9

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