Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
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Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.
IJG2000 16
Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.
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Dave_Davington 35
That's what happens when you hit on people. Not everyone is interested in you, and some of those people will express that disinterest in a somewhat abrasive manner. Just accept that they're not interested and move on with your life.
SandyBella 17
She seems to be the type that fails to have a filter between her brain and what she says.
askullnamedbilly 33
OP wasn't acting like a horny juice pig though, his line was pretty harmless and non-offensive as far as flirting goes. I've heard far worse when going to the gym, and I bet so has she. Quite a lot of men will try to flirt a bit with the staff, and you're really not doing yourself any favors if you insult each and every one of them. If it crosses the line to sexual harassment you absolutely have the right to tell them to back the **** off, but you're going to lose customers if you insult someone's body for a harmless flirt.
mete_orito 34
She should have thought a little bit before replying, just saying. That kind of comments kill confidence.
monkeyy100 15
Truth hurts.
SoulReaper8858 2
for me, a rule of thumb is to never hit on a woman while she is at work. if she is even remotely attractive, she gets hit on all day long. I wouldn't take what she said too seriously, you're at a gym and she cracked a sarcastic joke. try talking to her when her shift is near the end. ask her what she is doing and maybe go out for a drink?
marcelmg 10
Pretty annoying all these people that tell the truth! She has given you good advice, take it. Get in shape then get in her league.
Respect101 17
That was harmless flirt.. Not him being a horn dog. Now if he said a line like..." Hey want to go back to my place for some pizza and sex?(She says no)What you don't like pizza? That would be more of a horn dog line.
leeloo900 9
Well not everyone is a chubby chaser. If you wanna win her heart, work on it. Work out for at least 45 mins a day. Trust me. You'll look and feel better about yourself.
askullnamedbilly 33
Or just go out with someone whose reaction to someone flirting with them is not to insult their body type.
leeloo900 9
The first thing that people look at on the opposite sex is appearance. If you're not attractive dont expect a chick to flirt back. Op is doing a good thing by going to the gym. Nothing wrong with working out to look good and feel good.
vikky538 29
well in order to chase her ..you need to be fit...