Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.
IJG2000 16
Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.
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Comments (99)
sandman2118 10
Get super ripped an then make sure to walk by her showing off the good! An on another note that is super ****** up to say
savemeSheehan 8
I say ydi because its totally sleazy and assholeish of you to hit on a girl wile she is at work. you were probably not the first person of the day to do it and probably wouldn't be the last. why do men not understand just how rude and uncomfortable it is for women to be hit on while at work? it is our job to be nice to you at that moment and makes it very frustrating because we can't just tell you to **** off. dont take advantage of that situation.
idontwant1 10
Maybe ur over thinking wht she said
OhFuck_WHYME 8
YDI flirting with someone at their new place of work is not gonna look good for either parties
cartedor 18
burnt
BananaMan844 4
At least this post got featured on iFunny.
Dellipop 12
She could just be implying that he should go to the gym either way. As the gym is healthy. She not necessarily having a stab at his weight, merely that he thinks it's only important to go to hit on her.
Kougeru 12
You deserve for being lame...and apparently overweight.
pandalover69 26
YDI for being creepy. She didn't want you to hit on her, she was just doing her job.
lina21 12
Imagine how many douche bags she gets trying lame pickup lines while she's working. You just became one of them. If she's cute, great. Be a little less tacky