Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.
IJG2000 16
Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.
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Comments (99)
silveronica5 12
Wow, that was a bit harsh of her to say that
energizerbunny23 18
Get super fit and when she is interested, turn her down.
ZY1431 24
thats what I call motivation
23lf 16
Get some more muscle, and talk to her in a few months. Assuming she'd still be at that gym
ZY1431 24
its old but expected at this point. you cant get mad over what u cant change eother deal with it or walk away
Tyler1299 10
Maybe she was trying to motivate you?.. Though it does seem rather rude.
kabza 13
you totally dessert it
False_Stupidity 42
I think too much dessert may be the issue here.
albertozeta_fml 9
"So let me understand, you judge books by the cover?"
albertozeta_fml 9
If he looked at her up and down before saying he enjoyed her company, yes.
1tsmenoah 20
Being back a prettier girl next time you workout and then she will be speechless.
Respect101 17
Or she won't care.
XBurytheCastleX 25
You shouldn't just hit on someone because they are hot, you should try to get to know her first. How do you know she isn't a lesbian that found that offensive?
albertozeta_fml 9
How the hell can someone feel offensed by a compliment like: "I enjoy your company"? It's absurd!
askullnamedbilly 33
He didn't say she was hot, he said she was cute. This can apply to both her looks AND her personality, and it is stated in the FML that he did chat with her (and thus, got to know her a bit) before trying his luck with a little flirting. It's not like he walked up to her and said "Damn girl, gonna work out those arms today so I can hold you up against the wall when I **** you later!"
albertozeta_fml 9
The fact is that nowadays a hugly or fat or poor man can't wink at a girl because this can be considered sexual harassment.
RedPillSucks 33
She doesn't have to be a lesbian to find that offensive
XBurytheCastleX 25
If a man won't get to know someone for more than five minutes before hitting on her, it makes the woman feel like she isn't worth his time.