Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.
IJG2000 16
Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.
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dDailydDosage 8
Then do it. When she sees how buff you get and suddenly wants you, be like "you can't handle my abs, you couldn't even handle my love handles!" XD get it? No? Okay... Continue...
worldclassrager 41
She was probably flattered that you said that but that's a cold way to say not interested
LittleChestnut_fml 8
Trust me, it is not flattery to get hit on at work all day long. It is annoying and just feels so shallow, because that is exactly what it is. It shows that you only really care about looks and have no interest in who I actually am as long as I stay attractive.
miss_amphetamine 24
YDI not for being in bad shape, but for using a stupid pickup line like this regardless of what shape you're in.
drbobbz 16
Sounds like she was just trying to be helpful and professional. She works at a fitness center; her job is to encourage fitness and personal motivation. Otherwise, when she isn't there, you lose all motivation to work out.
iateapenguin 27
What she said was embarrassing, but to be fair, so is getting hit on while at work which probably happens to her a lot. YLS for being told you're fat, but YDI for putting her on the spot like that.
kingdomgirl94 29
I don't know about you, but I don't flirt with people when they're at work. They have to be nice to me as long as I'm not a pain in the ass, so why force yourself on them? Seriously, leave strangers Lone so they can do their jobs instead of being hit on all the time.
RedPillSucks 33
"horny juice pig". Ima save that one for later.
twicht_de 10
FherL for having to listen to such a lame chat up line...
sofitina 20
If you're not overweight, maybe she only likes guys with muscle. If you are overweight, at least you're going to a gym and doing something about it. now you know not to chase after her :)
BobbieH 19
The douche bag of the day award goes to...Fatty! Shockingly the receptionist at the gym doesn't want you hitting on her while she's at work! It seems your cheesy lines and over-confident attitude makes you open to her slapping you in the face with a reality check.