Miscellaneous: Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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MiseryMan 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:19

It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.

picturetaker 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

YDI for being lazy. and wouldn't you notice if someone didn't flush?

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ohmandapants 16

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:53

"someone"=you. stop trying to blame your epic fail on someone else. ydi for thinking you have skills.

Dead_and_Gone 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:38

i did that yesterday except there was no shit or piss in the toilet.

LMFAOwhilereadin 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:21

eww happened to me before but toilet was flushed lol

walterdisney 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:41

Aww man! That sucks!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:01

That "someone" being... you?

Paneity 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:13

Jesus #35, it's just an FML, they're meant to be funny. There's no need to go off on one about him being a failure at life. Untwist your knickers.

L0VEPiNK07 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:05

yeah, probably would've been smart to go in a stall that didn't have a toilet full of shit in it. that'll teach you to be lazy amd not lean over!

suzanabanna 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:24

ewwwwwwwwwwwww u changed in a stall that had crap in it

bandaid52 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:23

By somebody you mean YOU.

_NameTaken_ 0

Monday 26 October 2009 10:52

Dude, if I had a dollar for every time that happened to me, well, I'd have enough money that I would just go out and buy another shirt. You think I'd learn from my mistakes, no.