skinny dipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
loveade11
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
criminal tit offender
Bessemer, United States
The last laugh
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Japaroni
United States
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
AmberHavoc
United Kingdom
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Men '86
Canada
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Caught red-handed
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner
Temper tantrum
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Top comments
FreshSalad 1
Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.
Josh67 1
Must have been awkward
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Comments (181)
Scands_59 14
lol ditch the bitch, put your pants on and RUN for your life!! :D
xSynergY 8
Hope that wasn't the first time she got to see your junk.... Shrinkage!!!
ShyAnn29 15
How do you know that OP is a guy?
DynamicDave 11
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
itstesshomo 2
haha I don't get it
afulks78 11
Proud moms :,)
h0b0m0nk3y 7
Score for nudity. Interesting introduction.
ajmacrae 5
Cue in the police brutality, right.....about.....NOW!
TheDrifter 24
They'll treat him like a king. Rodney King to be exact.
g3rusz 6
Now that's a story to tell the grandchildren...
DDpandaz 0
At least he didn't take his clothes off
allstar5464 0
Tazed in da butt and ballz
mplan68 7
I'm going to guess your charges in jail listed indecent exposure, resisting arrest, drug possesion with intent to sell, public intoxication, among other things? There are only two thing more dangerous than a dad with a pretty daughter, the first is a dad with a pretty daughter and a gun, and the second is a dad with a pretty daughter, a gun, and a badge.
RedPillSucks 33
and no other witnesses.