skinny dipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
loveade11
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
criminal tit offender
Bessemer, United States
The last laugh
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Japaroni
United States
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
AmberHavoc
United Kingdom
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Men '86
Canada
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Caught red-handed
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner
Temper tantrum
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Top comments
FreshSalad 1
Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.
Josh67 1
Must have been awkward
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Comments (181)
7sevensevenseven 0
double whammy have fun seeing her again
jobsman99 0
Good thing you were done having sex. Could have been worse she could have been giving you a ********.
False_Stupidity 42
Who's to say they had sex, or even that the OP is male for that matter?
MadRoo 6
Wait.. since when is skinny dipping illegal?
MadRoo 6
Oh mai, someone might see a penis! Although, I suppose some level of public decency should be maintained. But why is it okay when hundreds of nude people protest or pose for photos or somesuch?
WhySoMad 0
Where was I???
perdix 31
Hopefully, you weren't attesting to her orifice at the time.
TipOfTheHat 10
This is actually one of those stories you'll laugh about in 10 or 20 years! Until then, just wait it out in the jail her dad throws you in!
hartrum 0
mustve been some party
x_glowstik_x 0
Girl: ummm dad I can explain. Guy: oh shit thts your dad (gotta run gotta run gotta run) Cop: get yo ass in the car boy xD
iFizzgig 11
No officer...YOU assume the position
CadillacPimpen 6
That's a win in my boom!