skinny dipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
loveade11
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
criminal tit offender
Bessemer, United States
The last laugh
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Japaroni
United States
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
AmberHavoc
United Kingdom
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Men '86
Canada
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Caught red-handed
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner
Temper tantrum
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Top comments
FreshSalad 1
Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.
Josh67 1
Must have been awkward
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Comments (181)
eminarnar 0
Well don't skinny dip in public
lineman11 0
Where's the fun in that?
s0m3guy2010 21
In October in Washington? It was probably so cold that they thought you were a hairy lesbian. You are a brave soul.
BonerTooLong 1
Well that's not really a crime so you should have told him you want a phone call
iEthan 5
Public nutity. Look it up.
Tarak_fml 7
Nudity. Look up how to spell it
spartans916 1
it is. and if he were in front of any kids he could be charged as a sex offender.
RedPillSucks 33
nutity: (n) - Recent breast augmentation.
RedPillSucks 33
If the daughter is underage, OP could be charged with rape. Yes, I'm assuming OP is male, otherwise the FML would have read "then we were joined by the officer, no charges were filed".
moonballsFTW 0
Um, sorry to break it to you, but being in the nude in public is illegal. Just saying.
trismagestus 19
@104 If he's charged with public nudity, so will the daughter be. And if they're both underaged, then either neither get charged with sex with a minor, or both do (and they weren't having sex that anyone can prove, anyway). The cop can't say that he only arrested the guy and let his daughter go, he'd be fired for corruption.
jbuckets_404 39
#143: It's not illegal to be nude in New York City....
jbuckets_404 39
#169: Fired? For corruption? Of what? Um, no; merely reprimanded and/or suspended.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
The worst thing is, he had to see his daughter naked (smh) FYL
Salkadi 9
That's not necessarily the first time he's seen his daughter naked...
shahs 3
I was just waiting for a comment that said something like that.
amberskyz 4
I'd say your probebly more screwed then u know. If I where you, I would keep one hell of a low profile, and consider moving. But good luck with that, All the Best!
rexgar2000 10
you're* probably* than* you* were* sorry I usually don't correct people but there was so many!! O.O
Blazar420 15
There were* so many... if you're going to correct others you should make sure you don't make any errors yourself.
ryukensfj 5
#55, were* fail on your part.
texas_redneck88 10
Guys, #55 is in the army, what would y'all expect? You need an IQ slightly a little higher than a rock to join the army
DynamicDave 11
100 is a douchebag, but 55 also failed a bit.
mercurieangel 0
I think you're thinking of marines especially since marines are called "jar heads" and you only need a 30 on the asvab to be a marine and much higher for the army and air force. Don't try to slam on the army just because you failed the asvab and couldn't make it in.
TipsyHobo 7
... o.o creepers...
Freeze_fml 17
I'm sure she'll be acquitted.
Jesusespimp 0
Fag
none_for_me 5
I'm sure it's like she was never there!!
Rdvlvt 0
Talk about jail bait...
cheggers 0
Good effort lol
Ricky23J 0
well I'll be damned
BBYgirl_22 3
fml?? this should be ftw!! :D