Blazar420

About Blazar420

Some say I'm an asshole, some say I'm a dick. Others think I'm a really nice person. If you can take sarcasm, you'll likely be one of the latter. Always open to meeting new people as long as they're not a moron, so if you're confident you're not a moron feel free to message me. I like classic rock, punk rock (mostly hardcore and Oi, no fucking emo please), 90's alternative, and some old heavy metal. I am recently (and happily) divorced and have two kids who are awesome (and always will be).

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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

15%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

34%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

10%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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