Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
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Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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AnaBanana1918 7
People these days don't understand true beauty…
saIty 17
Well tell them that, and to stop looking like they got gang banged by Crayola.
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Comments (253)
ikickgingers 15
Girls can be little twats. I saw a commercial where Snooki ugh was wearing boots made out of little kittens. If this is what the future is coming to; I'd prefer a bullet to the face.
smoshiee 8
Made out of kittens? I want to move to Mars now.
DontForgetMe4 0
In 20 years, they'll either be soccer moms with botox and bleached hair, or have a golden retriever and 1750403736 cats.
ShroomsOnAcid 16
Hey!!!! Don't diss cats.
McAninch35 9
No... Go ahead and diss cats. Leave the golden retriever out of it though.
zombicidal 11
they shall have no dogs or cats and have aquariums full of goldfish as far as the eye can see and feed their enemies to thoir golden legions
emmanizzer 6
I love cats! Especially my cat. His name is Booby! :)
missyj0 12
My friend named his cat Kitty Destroyer..
Moota 9
I hate uggs with a passion.
Demonessa 0
A-*******-men.
MurphyS94 4
Why? They're comfy as **** and they might not be the cutest boots around, but I've seen uglier. I don't understand this extreme hatred of a pair of boots. Therefore, I'm going to assume that, much like buying Ugg boots, hating Ugg boots has become a trend itself. Anyways, enough ranting. Get over it, they're just boots.
koolkat27 13
153- a-*******-men to that!
SixthSinEnvy 39
@153 They're overpriced, NOT waterproof despite the price, ruined once they are wet (which is unavoidable here in Chicago), unoriginal, not cute no matter how much you try to dress them up, and who ever heard of boots (cold weather boots at that) that you don't wear socks?
leadman1989 15
Yeah your hipster hobo rainbow bright get up is fashion forward!
Horrorfan 6
Uggs are hideous. And who the hell still wears faux fur vests? i'm not into fashion too much, but what the hell happened to regular jeans and tshirts?
demonkitty69 0
ikr jeans an T-shirts for the win
Horrorfan 6
Yeah, I like keeping things simple. Glad someone agrees.
lemonkittens 8
That's exactly how I am! Just jeans and sweaters are fine! Seriously, right now where I live it's 35 degrees out, so I dress warmly... These ****** at my school are still wearing short pencil skirts with tank tops..-_-
M0rt 0
Jeans and a polo ftw?
Sprocket 5
Cool story bro. Love it when females are sexist against themselves; you had to resort instantly to calling someone a ***** for how they dress? Idiot isn't good enough for you? Where I live, I'd call them ******* stupid for wearing a skirt in the cold - we all know ****** aren't even that dumb as high schoolers.
lemonkittens 8
I love the way you worded this... But seriously, you should've told them to go to hell.
zombicidal 11
Haha great to be a Guy black band tee some jeans and a pair of black lowtop converse its so easy too bad hookers like to insult people like that
Demonessa 0
im a chick and i agree with u. PS, i that seriously Harley Quinn on ur pic? if so, i love u.
zombicidal 11
indeed it is Harley
cheeriously 4
...are you hipster
lsd_25 8
lmao one of the funniest things ive seen on here in a while
hatersgunnahat 0
*****
Jaylan_o 5
I despise those damn things... mostly because it isn't acceptable for men to wear those amazingly comfortable uggs.. except in the privacy of their friend's closet -_-