Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
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Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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AnaBanana1918 7
People these days don't understand true beauty…
saIty 17
Well tell them that, and to stop looking like they got gang banged by Crayola.
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Comments (253)
1miss_fortune3 0
I have a pair of Emu's, which are basically Ugg knock-offs that aren't as ugly or expensive. Say what you want, but they are damn warm and comfy. Those girls are the ugly ones if they're so insecure they have to rail on you, OP.
afulks78 11
Kids these days...
Kaylinn_Nicolee 0
UGGS are VERY fashionable ! They are not ugly
iBiteRoses 22
Don't be an idiot 71. Just because you're a conformist bleached Pomeranian doesn't mean everyone has to think you're hot. Get over your UGG'd self.
Kaylinn_Nicolee 0
I have Many pairs of UGGS and never act like a stuck up bitch like these girls are so you can Stfuu . KCooolByye
WretchedOnyx 29
Thought you didn't act like a bitch.
perdix 29
This is where you'd punch them in the face and kick them in the balls. Oh, wait, that's how dudes solve their problems. I guess you'll just have to resort to vomiting and cutting to cope with the taunting.
zombicidal 11
not cool to kick a Bro a balls
varkey 7
They clearly aren't "Bros" even if they had been male. OP, that would've been a good comeback if you had said that.
pickles2b2 4
not all girls do that, most don't, I fought back, and some of those girls backed off.
JadeWalker 14
your a dick.
wolfhouse7 0
hoes will be hoes.
clementine00 1
Haha. looks like they're just self conscious and jealous of you.
ArsenalFan12 0
Why do girls think uggs are attractive? News flash they are repulsive
pickles2b2 4
so you basically got made fun of by a couple of oompa loompas? happens to me all the time, no lie. I've just learned to ignore those bitches.
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Oh those silly girls. You probly had a cute outfit on and they were jealous. :)
keeks46 12
You have to know that you're alot better than them