Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
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Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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AnaBanana1918 7
People these days don't understand true beauty…
saIty 17
Well tell them that, and to stop looking like they got gang banged by Crayola.
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Comments (253)
Calyx_fml 21
Uggs are appropriately named.
iBiteRoses 22
Anyone who wears vest/Ugg combos are jealous and spray tanned. Icky! Trust me, that happened to me too, a lot of times. They're just so insecure they do whatever the magazines tell them to. : We all feel your pain.
TheDarkCynder 2
So being jealous and spray-tanned is a function of wearing ugg boots and faux fur? Uh...
fadingfaith 4
I hate girls like that. I just want to say bitch please, I can remove 80% of that 'beauty' with a baby wipe.
starrnao 15
You bring up a great point! if those girls were truly happy with themselves, they wouldn't need to bring someone else down
SkardeyKat 3
Bleh I hate teenage girls. When my daughters become teens I might just slit my wrists.
SkardeyKat 3
Well that was extreme of course I don't hate all teenage girls, I was once one myself. I just hate how some of them can be, as in op's case.
dorkyprincess 1
I'm ugly and I'm proud!!
JadeWalker 14
lol spongebob :)
Spamonkey 2
I'm not going to lie.. Uggs aren't the most attractive shoes, But they are "in style". And holy hell they're comfy.
compasseagle89 8
im willing to bet you weren't able to come up with that clever (and likely accurate) depiction of them on the spot. damn shame! may have put them in their place.
effyolife23 9
I wish we could click a button meaning "who cares" cuz seriously who cares what two pom-beotches think...
effyolife23 9
Don't you think you're a little young to be commenting on this website?
starrnao 15
A few words to live by: "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Plato Also, those girls a bitches, ignore them.
irockfendergirl 0
129- I agree, those are definitely words to live by. I usually do not attack anyone unless I am sticking up for someone who is being attacked. There's a special place in hell for people like those teens in the OP.
Angelice_fml 0
There are people who go to my school who dress like that too. My boyfriend and I secretly call them "eski-hoes."