Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
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Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
Slander
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
No uggos
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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AnaBanana1918 7
People these days don't understand true beauty…
saIty 17
Well tell them that, and to stop looking like they got gang banged by Crayola.
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captainTexas84 0
Snooki attacked you?
MDTeddy 13
Uggs are ugly. Get over it. There is winter footwear that is way smexier. Also, Uggs are already ugly and they made them worse with the acv...ankle crap version "What the duece?" If you are cold then dress warm. Otherwise, don't complain.
VDubbGrrl 4
What happened to two wrongs don't make a right? Yes, they insulted you, but you just did the same by talking crap on here about their clothes.
BubblyNinja13 0
That's why you gotta bitch-slap them skanks!!
5upernova 3
Sounds to me that the OP is well aware that she is not the ugly one and that the teenage girls are :) & that it is a FML for her because she had to listen to complete nonsense.
arysmomee 2
grow some thicker skin. just because they are dressed ugly doesn't mean they are ugly. You probably are. just saying.
dancersinger124 7
Then tell them they look like they're wearing clown shoes and that their vests look like a cat died on their shoulders. Problem solved ;)
ofsinandstardom 2
If you hate UGG boots, you've never worn them. They're not ugly, for one, and even if they are, they weren't made to be cute. Reasons why they're amazing: 1. It's like putting your feet into warm fluffy bits of heaven. 2. Yes, they're expensive, but they last for yeeeeears. (If you take care of them.) 3. Your feet will NEVER be cold. 4. Even if you don't wear socks, they don't get all nasty on the inside. 5. They fit wonderfully over jeans. 6. The longer you have them, the comfier they get.
arysmomee 2
204- if she is getting made fun of, she probably is ugly. And obviously she is a whiny bitch and can't handle being insulted. Just saying she needs to grow some thicker skin cuz no one else opinion should matter. Just saying.
deviant96 2
Well look what we have here! A bitch that probably wears uggs and bitches at "ugly" people too. Get the **** up off your high horse bitch and grow the **** up. The world doesnt revolve around you.
artprincess 0
we r all beautiful in r own ways :)