By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML
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it could have been worse at least you weren't holding a dildo

How is that worse....

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it could have been worse at least you weren't holding a dildo

How is that worse....

It could have been! The OP is being very secretive about what the "product" is.

#2 - You forgot about the hospital report, where the doctor writes down that you have dildo induced concussion and it stays in your medical records FOREVER.

Should have yelled tag your it...

This whole FML sounds like the star of very niche porn trying to explain their most recent film without using explicit language.

I don't like multiplication. Would have been better if you had a difference!

This FML swings you closer to a lawsuit. Sorry I hadta

At least people know you're a passionate worker!

Let's be honest, here; you were swinging a light sabre around, weren't you?

That's fuckin hilarious

I hate when that happens! Seriously hope she wasn't too mad though!!