By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML
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nightshade0822 2
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it could have been worse at least you weren't holding a dildo

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trucker2 33
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How is that worse....

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nightshade0822 2
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it could have been worse at least you weren't holding a dildo

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trucker2 33
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How is that worse....

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RichardPencil 30
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It could have been! The OP is being very secretive about what the "product" is.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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#2 - You forgot about the hospital report, where the doctor writes down that you have dildo induced concussion and it stays in your medical records FOREVER.

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trucker2 33
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Should have yelled tag your it...

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Tripartita 44
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This whole FML sounds like the star of very niche porn trying to explain their most recent film without using explicit language.

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extrasnipes 22
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I don't like multiplication. Would have been better if you had a difference!

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r1has 28
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This FML swings you closer to a lawsuit. Sorry I hadta

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Scotth901 22
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At least people know you're a passionate worker!

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Colon_Man 17
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Let's be honest, here; you were swinging a light sabre around, weren't you?

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dabomsht123 3
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That's fuckin hilarious

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cats1234 15
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I hate when that happens! Seriously hope she wasn't too mad though!!

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