Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
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lunamoon_fml 0
ever think of calling the parents to ask?
iAmScrubs 19
It's time to bring in my little friend who I like to call Mr. ShamWow.
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Comments (173)
fordman21 0
get a dog. they like gross things like that
momo1972 3
problem solved
FuckingBeauty 0
OMG ..What a ******* day..your cousin should be a trouble.
samicna 4
you should be happy you potty trained your cousin! easy clean up unless you have carpet in the kitchen!
magentaballoon15 8
who puts carpet in the kitchen?
LizzJizz 16
Lol, god that sucks! D: time to bust out the mop & sum bleach o.o
a124 4
I agree with number 10
Chrispayne 4
Awesome ur saved agree didn't go in the diper. Now all u need is duct tape
idgts 0
go old-school, use a sheet :P
chrissi3vintage 0
good luck with the gleanings
seeunexttuesdays 6
you coulda taken her in your car to go and buy some diapers...