Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
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lunamoon_fml 0
ever think of calling the parents to ask?
iAmScrubs 19
It's time to bring in my little friend who I like to call Mr. ShamWow.
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Comments (173)
MissRoxiie 12
always be prepared with little kids cuz you never know whata gonna happen
WeAreScrewed 3
Sucks:D
daltyboy 0
ever think u cudnt be so lazy and clean it up ydi
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i never thought YOU COULDNT spell COULDNT.
XxFr0stFir3xX 0
Fail.
ThickHead 0
underwear with a pad?
FreebirdIII 1
put newspaper over it. problem solved.
7sevensevenseven 0
ewww nxt time call tho
ash1210jas 0
On this one, I truely couldn't decide. You deserved it for not asking. That is truely irresponsible for not finding where the diapers were when dealing with a child still using them. On the other hand, F your life for having to deal with that. It's not a fun situation.
mamamenee 0
sometimes there are so many things to deal with when the parents are leaving it's easy to forget to ask especially if the child is freaking out and some people I swear hide their diapers like some one is going to break in and steal them. I have had that happen a few times but thats when you call and ask.., so they kind of deserves it for not calling but sucks for dealing with people who hide diapers and pee on the floor. although pee is better than poo or even puke
IloveyouJon 11
She could have called her aunt to ask where the diapers were. Her aunt probaly didn't pick up her phone.
iewisokwas 0
I had thy same problem, but with out the pee FYL
RainbowHeadache 2
My one 1/2 year old cousin knows where his diapers are & showed me where they were when I babysat him. Your cousins parents should have taught her that. Comes in handy.