Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, a five year-old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
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sammyjanette 17
I would tell his parents. It may cost you the job, but it is obvious that this kid needs psychological help.
5sonic 22
I'm scared for you op.
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Comments (77)
truth_teller23 11
Suggest playing go fish before you even start playing hide and go seek? Your future death by knife will be avoided, hopefully.
mrkp 14
That's an awfully eloquent four year old.
Trigabyte 8
That's not very knife. Maybe he'd ask you to fork over your money? What, too spoon?
worldclassrager 41
Have him hide first...that way you know his spot...if that doesn't work hide in a easy to spot place...
SpamPam 18
Smack the psycho outta him before its too late
PiNkMoOn 9
beaware, kids are ruining the world
Llama_Face89 34
Pretty sure it's the adults ruining the world for kids.
Selkhe 10
Eh. All kids say sort of self-absorbed and weird things until they get a little older; I'm sure he's no more "dangerous" than most 4 year olds.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
For your sake, I hope you know where his spot is and NEVER go anywhere near it. :O
pastispast 7
kids are so cute and are innocent
blackwidowtaco 31
When they say terrifying statements like that, no.
RedPillSucks 33
Was this kid "Chucky"?