Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, a woman told me she liked my shoes. My social anxiety peaked so I panicked and said, “You too!” She wasn’t wearing shoes. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
Don't worry about it! You could always be a shoe model!
wenwenno 4
Well your friend obviously didn't have nice shoes then.
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Comments (77)
BossFML1996 1
It doesn't matter what people think of you, it's what you think of your self
donkey79 0
Look at it this way, your young and pretty and she is old and on her way to her 1 room aprtment filled with cats and used tissues. Some older people can be really mean and i think they do it on purpose out of jealousy to our youth ( probably more your youth than mine, i am old).
theAZN2look4 5
Hot friend ugly friend seems to be a real phenomenon.
Althenias 0
dont be to insulted, models are weird looking
ecfurry6 7
Awww I'm so sorry OP :(
OffToTheGayBar 9
Suicide Girls can make anyone look gorgeous. So, there's your opportunity. :p Go get 'em tiger, and watch out for the ETs.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I hate when people do that and only compliment one or two people in a group. At least pull the person aside and have some decency!
inhindsight 11
Atleast you got cool shoes, right?
amrani_fml 4
u have a better taste i guess
Dravite 9
your friend could be a model and you could be a shoe designer then. models have a career expectancy of what ... 2 - 5 years? how long do designers last? 20 years?