Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, a woman told me she liked my shoes. My social anxiety peaked so I panicked and said, “You too!” She wasn’t wearing shoes. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
Don't worry about it! You could always be a shoe model!
wenwenno 4
Well your friend obviously didn't have nice shoes then.
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Comments (77)
kimg0885 23
Get uglier friends so u can be the pretty one. Problem solved
lovelyspyder 7
Maybe she wanted to ****?
hewro_failure 11
So what... It's worse when you are lied to and you go around thinking you are more attractive than you really are
strawberrywine22 30
I'd rather have great shoes than be a model. You can always eat a cheeseburger and still fit into your shoes!
TheEpicPies 15
Wow...
Acharyn_fml_fml 3
Someone said you have nice sites and didn't give you a bigger compliment? F your life indeed. /sarcasm
TheDrudgeChild 4
She heavily insinuated OP was ugly.
msilikegrapes 8
Just because your good looking does not mean you can be a model. you have to be REALLY tall and REALLY thin and alot of models are weird looking. there are alot of gorgous girls out there who couldnt be models.
austin101123 3
Not everyone can be a model honey... In fact most people aren't.
Britt125 16
My friend got told she should try out to be a model and they had to do a show a couple hours later, the lady said nothing at all to me. I went with my friend anyway to watch the show, and all the people they picked looked horribly awkward and blah.... we figure she was too energetic and happy looking. She has the whole height thing working for her, and I'm somewhat short... it doesn't mean I didn't even get suggested because I'm ugly or anything. It doesn't mean you didn't get told you could be a model because you're ugly... it just means she fits the criteria for a model better... and that doesn't mean beautiful. It means tall and skinny and miserable looking. You could be way prettier than her in everything but the modelling world and not be picked. Don't worry about it.
Moldy_Stone 6
You got lucky, those model recruiter things are usually a scam